Fummolier

Someone who is employed to advise
cannabis consumers on which strand of
cannabis is best suited for their smoking
needs.

I spoke to the fummolier at the weed
store, and he said this bud would be best
for our joints tonight

Foment

The moment of realization that you have FOMO

Becky: "You should have seen Craig do his kegstand on Friday night!"

Amanda: "OMG! I'm having such a foment right now!"