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A change in the sexual behavior, preference, or quality standards of an individual based on how long it has been since they have had sex.
I used to be straight, but I haven't been laid in over a month so I am now hornysexual - anyone as long as I can have sex!
I used to have standards, but I haven't had sex in almost a year, so now I'm hornysexual.
I had a long dry spell, but I turned hornysexual, and had sex with a grandmother the next day!
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A blowjob that is so fantastic you feel like you have died and gone to heaven.
Theresa doesn't want to have sex until marriage, but I don't mind because that girl can soul suck!
With those pouty lips, I rather have that stripper give me a soul suck than a fuck.
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When you ejaculate into someone's coffee mug instead of adding cream. Generally done when you are highly annoyed with them.
Casey slept with my girlfriend, but I got revenge by pulling a mugshot on him the next morning.
Shannen wouldn't give me a blowjob last night, but I pulled a mugshot this morning, so she swallowed my load anyway.
My boss didn't give me a raise, so when she sent an intern to get her coffee, I gave him $50 to pull a mugshot.
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When a woman is on her period and masturbates in the tub, leaving a red cloud in the water. Also sharkbate, a play on masturbate.
I was horny and on my period, so I did a sharkbait in the tub because I didn't want to wash my sheets.
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When you are rating how hot a woman (or man) is, but you have to rate them while ignoring a fundamental flaw in their looks, personality or grooming.
The chick I met in Paris was a Perfect 10 - if I apply an exclusion zone on her armpits.
The guy was goofy looking but, if I put his cheesy mustache in an exclusion zone, he was kind of hot.