Ronald Belford Scott

The lead singer for AC/DC, the greatest rock band to walk the Earth, that Blink 182 crap can walk across the sun, where they shall BOIL. Boil so much their blood will evaporate and escape out their heads, and soon their brain shall melt (though that doesn't matter, they might not have one!)

<Plays AC/DC song to Blink182 fan>
<prep>Like OMG they like got a brand new lead singer and like, a brand new song! Like, OMG OMG!
<me>Bitch
*SLAP!*

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constipation

Worse than homework, you wanna go, but you feel as though a baby is coming out your asshole sideways. Laxatives, Metamucil, and enemas help. Enemas suck

I haven't shat in 4 days, now I have to stick jelly in my arse.

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school

Synonym for hell. A Pink Floyd song gave you the message short sweet and to the point.

We don't need no education...

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VH1

A definition of MTV, a channel that defined itself wrong

VH1: Today were gonna have some AC/DC, Queen, REM, Outkast, and Metallica

MTV: Yeah we're gonna have like, some teen shows and shit, and then some bad reality show, 70 episodes of Real World, uh, like, some Punk'd too, and lets not forget Jackass, with like, the CUTEST person like ever!!!! And we're also gonna force some 12 year olds to think our stuff is cool. Uh, oh yeah, we'll have some, uh, *checks through record archive* lets see, AC/DC, Queen, Metallica, REM, ugh, this is good music, we'll like have some Blink182 or something at one point.

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For those about to rock

The first song to include cannons since the 1812 Overture

This is an AC/DC original, nobody can copy it's greatness in crappy remakes.

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ytmnd

1) Abbreviation for Your the man now dog!
2) Funny website, I made some crap there.

Captain, Jean-Luc Picard the USS Enterprise. Awesome.

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6lue

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Yea! ddd!

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