When something doesn't go your way.
Dude: Bummer, my girl left me.
Other Dude: That's the way the cookie crumbles...
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On my dumbass of a friends birthday you may eat your girlâs pussy if you want to it will be on July 1
Dude: Sorry bro I canât hang out today
Bro: dude why not
Dude:bro itâs July 1 it National Eat out your girl day
A used condom, especially one that is filled with semen.
Ewww...flush that slutbag before it leaks all over me!
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