final solution

Phrase referring to the ungodly evil plan to exterminate all Jews by Adolf Hitler and the Nazi pollitical party during WWII. Evolved between 1933 and 1941 as Hitler's political and military fortunes shifted, although Hitler himself made it clear in as early as 1924 that "it is necessary to rid Germany of all Jews."

Some accounts have Hitler and the Nazi party only wanting Jewish culture and it's beliefs removed from Germany, however it is commonly believed that he wanted them physically exterminated (dead).

Hitler wanted to administer the final solution to the Jewish population of Germany.

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y'all don't know me

A way one can dismiss concerns and/or animosity others have towards them. Can refer to practically anything, but usually is reserved for illicit or illegal things.

Moneesha: "I'ma have sex with whoeva I want! It don' even matta!"
Tyra & Monique, Moneesha's Friends: "You need to stop Moneesha! You're going to end up dead or with a disease. We're really worried about you."
Moneesha: *waiving hands and pointing fingers* "Whateva! Whateva! Y'all don' know me! Y'all don' know me!"

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Team America: World Police

1) - A reference to the belief some hold that America and its military police the world, sticking them in business they have no place being in and interfering with foreign affairs of other countries.

2) - A hilarious movie by Trey Parker and Matt Stone involving marionette puppets that lampoons the aforementioned defnition.

1) - "Why is Team America here again? We can handle our own business!"

2) - "I saw Team America last night. Americaaa...fuck yeah!"

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Eyerak

Butchering of Iraq, the country in the Middle East previously ruled by Saddam Hussein.

"OMG! The US needs 2 get outt of Eyerak! No war for oil!"

- Mongrel idiot protestor

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The Rapists

Mispronounced category of "Therapists" by Sean Connery on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.

Trebek: "Sean Connery, why don't you pick."
Connery: "I'll take The/rapists for twenty!"
Trebek: "It's actually not THE RAPISTS..."

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on tilt

To gamble recklessly and aggressively after a bad or improbable beat or series of bad or improbable beats. Usually results in losing all of your money and then some. Good gamblers avoid this at all costs, even if it means going home earlier than expected.

After he got beat three straight times, Mike went on tilt and got his whole bankroll taken.

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they were suited

1)- Phrase used by dumbasses playing Poker to justify a bad beat they just put on another player. Meaning that they played the hand horribly, making every wrong decision possible, but since they had two suited cards, it is OK. Usually found at low limit games or online.

2)- Phrase mocking the above dumbass player by people who know what they are doing. Used in jest.

1)- Player 1- "How can you cold call three raises before the Flop with a 5-2?"
Moron- "I had a flush and a straight draw"
Player 1- "A FIVE HIGH flush draw?"
Moron- "But they were suited..."
Player 1- (Usually swears here)

2)- Good Player 1- "Ha! I should call your raise with this hand" (Flips over 7-3 of spades)
Good Player 2- "Huh? Why would you do that?"
Good Player 1- (sarcastically) "Because they were suited of course"

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