swim pussy

when you’re too much of a pussy to swim in the pool

Sam: Hey Chris why aren’t you swimming?
Chris: I just don’t like water
Ella: Chris just swim pussy

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pizza cramps

when you eat so much pizza you have cramps and can’t move

Kevin: Yo did you eat that whole pizza by yourself
Jessica: Yes now my stomach is killing me
Kevin: That’s cause you have pizza cramps

litty titty

when things are so lit u make a sexual comment

Joe: This party it litty
Quinn: Yeah litty titty

Diz

a dumb little hoe

Diz: Hey pal!
Friend: Oh shit hi Diz how stupid are u today?

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simp stinker

how ava feels about keegan

“ava, he doesn’t like u, ur a simp stinker”

November 4

National slap Addison in the face day.

Friend: Hey Addison you know what day it is?
Addison: November 4th?
Friend: *slaps her
Addison: Oh it’s slap Addison say isnt it?
Friend: Hell yeah