Bobtarded

When a BOB (anyone one with a first name starting with B who is black out drunk)Ends up doing things beyond his control that lands him knocked out , homeless or incarcerated.

Wood : Did you see ole boy get carted of to jail being a stupid BOB. Chelle: that wasn't a stupid BOB that was straight up BOBTARDED

Prostitot

Prostitute that looks 12 acts 12 and lacks experience,excepts cookies and milk for payment. But is over 18

Me: That prostitute doesn't even look of age with her 80 pound ass, a size cup boobs and pigtails Grinding on That old bum over there. Kim: We call that a prostitot.