safe sax

Smooth jazz dumbed down for the masses, such as Kenny G.

Aw man, this isn't jazz, this is safe sax!

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down under

When you are a cool person from Australia then your home is down under

I'm going back down under, mate.

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Beef stew

While taking a shit, the method of pulling your butt cheeks apart, and bouncing up and down on the toilet along with patting your head to get that last peice of poo to fall. Just like getting that last peice of beef from a can of stew.

After a real greasy meal, steve had to go to the bathroom and drop a beef stew.

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muddbutt

a dave chappelle term for diaarrea

i got that mud butt rumble.

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mad ed

Mostly Northern (england) term esp manchester/lancashire area, to describe someone (usually male) that has no care of the consequences of his actions.
A mad ed would normally do something like stay up all night and carry on drinking when everyone stops.

"yeah he's a mad ed"

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hasslehoff

Verb: to have one too many shirt buttons undone.

"That hairy bear over there is totally hasselhoffing! Hey, hairy bear, button up, buttercup!"

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fowlered

when your bitch hoe breaks it off four months before the wedding, and you dont get your ring back

"why is steve so wasted"
"didn't you hear he got FOWLERED last saturday"