Servo

Short for service/gas station

Dont forget to stop at the servo man

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queerbag

to be a total and complete faggot, gay, always talks about gay things

Noah you queerbag will u shut up with ur gay love stories!!!

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Tour de France

Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.

I will never participate to the Tour de France, I can't pedal more than 85 hours row

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Tour de France

The Olympic game look-alike sporting event in France, gathering hundred of cyclists from quite all around the world every year (28 countries in 2005). Thousands of miles through the scenery of pretty cities and countrisides in France and border countries such as Spain or Germany

Eddy Mercx from Belgium is one of the legends of the Tour de France (five times winner)
But greatest ever is LANCE ARMSTRONG. He is the only man to win the Tour seven (7) times

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lacfy

Another joke I've killed.

Ben: Hey Adam was the test hard?
Adam: Lacfy.
Ben: No really, I'm about to take it and I'd like to know.
Adam: Lacfy.
Ben: That's not funny.
Adam: NO SHIT IM NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY IM PMSING STFU FFS

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Linksys

Crappy wireless company that makes gaming a living hell because it randomly makes you freeze or disconnect/connect.

w0w, gg linksys, lag killed me

Person 1: Why did u reconnect?
Person 2: linksys. ROAR!

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man up

Like in "The Godfather" when Don Vito Corleone shakes Johnny Fontane, shouts at him to act like a man, and then slaps him.

Man up this.

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