inkysplat

A hardcore linux user, by nature this person likes to compile their kernel, and make sure hes upto date with everything going on in the IT world.

Friend: "oi, can you shut the fuck up about linux?"
Inkysplat: "... but the kernel, its soo beautiful!"

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Gravy Train

Possibly the best band ever.
www.gimmegravytrain.com

Whore, whore! Gravy Train's the living testament

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Cold Pizza

A show only watchable for the extremely hot Thea Andrews.

Cold Pizza would be better with more Thea.

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phillippwn

Similar to "own" or "pwn" but to a greater extent.

Was invented when someone misspelled "phillippines" and was told that he was "phillippwned."

Alternate spellings of the word are "Phillipone" and "Phillipown"

Jon's Been Phillippowned!

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mud missile

A very large turd that leaves the anus at a high rate of speed.

Damn John, I think you cracked the bowl with that mud missile!

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dry hump

sex or sex-like actions without orgasm

An attractive, perky blonde lap dancer gives many dry humps to customers

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furby yum

Something that tastes very good. Originates from the toy Furby.

Adam: "Oh snap, my mom is making her brisket again!"
Liana: "Furby yum!"

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