Shit and Spin

When you take a dump in a cup, place the turd on top of a ceiling fan blade and close all doors and windows so that a foul smell is created. Then when an unsuspecting individual comes in gagged by the stinch he/she opens all air ways and turns on the ceiling fan. The shit is then flung onto wall!!!

She won't clean the house so i'll give her something real shitty to clean, she'll recieve a nice healthy shit and spin!!!

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Golden Gasket

The act of urinating in one's rectal cavity for personal lubrication.

Person 1: Baby your getting a little dry
Person 2: Well I cant reach the KY, so just give me a GOLDEN GASKET

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