.gq

.gq is the country code top-level domain (ccTLD) for Equatorial Guinea. It is one of the free domains given away by the dot.tk website.
If you see a website ending in .gq, 99% of times it's a scam.

"I won an iPhone at a website ending in .gq! Now my social security check is mailed to Nigeria."

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Goodnight Moon

Arguably the worst children's book ever written.
Especially because it implies something else. Something not meant for children.

"I bought 'Goodnight Moon'. Obviously, it was not the type of moon I hoped for.

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one-child policy

A Chinese government regulation that limited each family to one kid.
In America, we have TV shows like "19 Kids and Counting" that essentially accomplish the same thing.

It's so weird that the Chinese named it the "one-child policy". They should have named it "The no-sibling-rivalry" policy.
It sounds so much better.

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QED

A philosopher's way of saying "Booyah"!

"And thus it follows that x=12 you dumb shit! Booyah! Errr... I meant QED!"

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Googleception

When malware redirects your searches to a Google look-alike instead of the real thing.

"Thanks to installing Utorrent without unselecting all the checkboxes, My browser crashes when all the following Googleception sites fight over my searches:
search.clearch.com
search.conduit.com
search.zugo.com
www2.mystart.com
mystart.com
bigseekpro.com
bigspeedpro.com
search.esnips.com
search.foxtab.com
search.brothersoft.com
search.softonic.com
search.infospace.com
search.iminent.com
search.facemoods.com
plusnetwork.com
alothome.com
search.alothome.com
search.chatvibes.com
searchnu.com
search.etype.com
searchya.com
int.search-results.com
search.searchcompletion.com
adoresearch.com
searchcore.net
googosearch.info
bar.searchqu.com
search.speedbit.com
search.toggle.com
click.searchnation.net
search.handycafe.com
searchnation.net
video.searchcompletion.com
searchbrowsing.com
search.sweetpacks.com
search.guardi.us
search.sweetim.com
WARNING DO NOT CLICK THESE LINKS!

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fidget spinner

A pacifier for the hands

"Hey, look, he's feeling fidgety. Give him a fidget spinner before he crumples all the napkins!

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