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What needs to be done to Urban Dictionary to make it decent again.
My god, why does every dumb ass think he has to type in his name and define it as "{insert dumb ass's name here} is {insert stupid synonym for awesome here}?
"We should allow people to vote dumb, useless, or repetitive definitions off Urban Dictionary. At the very least, limit access to definers under a certain IQ. This will allow the site to slowly name-purge."
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a wiki that porports to be a dictionary that anyone can edit, but if someone tries, his edit will be promptly reverted by a wiki editor.
This makes the wiki editor feel good about himself.
Wikipedia used to be a good site, but now it's a wiktatorship.
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Someone who is one of Judaism's apocryphal 36 hidden sages who keep the world in existence. According to midrash (Jewish legend), should any of these sages die, another must take his place or the world would cease to exist.
No way is he a Lamed vavnik! If he was everyone would know about it.
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A philosopher's way of saying "Booyah"!
"And thus it follows that x=12 you dumb shit! Booyah! Errr... I meant QED!"
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Arguably the worst children's book ever written.
Especially because it implies something else. Something not meant for children.
"I bought 'Goodnight Moon'. Obviously, it was not the type of moon I hoped for.
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A Chinese government regulation that limited each family to one kid.
In America, we have TV shows like "19 Kids and Counting" that essentially accomplish the same thing.
It's so weird that the Chinese named it the "one-child policy". They should have named it "The no-sibling-rivalry" policy.
It sounds so much better.
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