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Code word some people use to refer to talking or spending time with their toxic relatives on Thanksgiving and having uncomfortable and inappropriate conversations that leave a bad taste in the mouth.
Person 1: "Did you go back home for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"
Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ã)_/¯
When a group of people is used by a politician or political campaign as a prop of sorts to represent or show unlikely supporters. It's tokenism in practice, in the context of politics; a purely, blatantly transparent symbolic effort to include members of minority groups to give the appearance of racial or gender equality within a political party.
Person 1 (watching the latest Trump rally): "Wow, look at all those people wearing a 'Blacks for Trump' shirt... Trump must have a lot of African-American supporters..."
Person 2: "So it seems... But did you notice that every black person at that Trump rally is sitting right behind him? Must be a coincidence."
Person 3: "No, it's not. They're probably polipropping and being used as Trump's token minority supporters."
Person 1 and 2 (deep in thought): "Huh..."
1) The opposite version of 90's slang term âAll that and a bag of chipsâ, which means âgood, plus extra!â
2) To mean that a person is "all that (they're said to be)" and worse. Someone that, once given an opportunity, is likely to become more controversial and problematic than they already are or are believed to be.
3) An individual that, when opening his or her mouth, is like Pandora's proverbial and mythical box as they get into situations that get out of hand or become hard to control.
The American people thought that Donald Trump was 'all that and a can of worms' even from the fateful moment he announced his candidacy for president.
When a man messes up and is dragged through the dirt, fired from his job, and ostracized by his friend group because his moral failing publicly humiliated his coworkers/buddies, tarnished their reputations, and resulted in a lack of brand alignment.
Friend #1: "Did you hear about that YouTube guy that tries stuff? He cheated on his wife and was fired by his friends, the other 'try dudes', who called his actions and inappropriate behavior a 'betrayal'."
Friend #2: "Well, if he's looking to make a comeback, he could just create his own YouTube channel and call it the 'Keep Trying Guy'. He can talk about his issues and what he's learned from his mistakes. Who knows, maybe people will stop villainizing him for being human..."
Friend #1: "Huh... The dude was a hypocrite, though. He cheated on his wife after calling himself the 'wife guy' of the group and building his brand around that..."
Friend #2: "Well, all men have their moments... Their 'Keep Trying Guy' moments..."
When a man messes up and is dragged through the dirt, fired from his job, and ostracized by his friend group because his moral failing publicly humiliated his coworkers/buddies, tarnished their reputations, and resulted in a lack of brand alignment.
Friend #1: "Did you hear about that YouTube guy that tries stuff? He cheated on his wife and was fired by his friends, the other 'try dudes', who called his actions and inappropriate behavior a 'betrayal'."
Friend #2: "Well, if he's looking to make a comeback, he could just create his own YouTube channel and call it the 'Keep Trying Guy'. He can talk about his issues and what he's learned from his mistakes. Who knows, maybe people will stop villainizing him for being human..."
Friend #1: "Huh... The dude was a hypocrite, though. He cheated on his wife after calling himself the 'wife guy' of the group and building his brand around that..."
Friend #2: "Well, all men have their moments... Their 'Keep Trying Guy' moments..."
When you're referring to the type of porn someone who's wild in bed has watched to become "skilled" in the sack.
Guy #1: "Dude. That girl was such a good lay. Wonder where she learned all that stuff..."
Guy #2: "Well, she either has a lot of practice, or she must've watched a LOT of jungle porn..."
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The smugness and pettiness of the ungenerous or unforgiving U.S. president in his premature victory celebration after being exonerated from accusations of collusion by the Special Counsel of the investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 United States elections.
POTUS, Donald J. Trump: "No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION. KEEP AMERICA GREAT!"
The American people at large: "He's always so... presidential... So MAGA-nimous..."
(See @realDonaldTrump's twitter for *thousands* of other real life examples.)
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