Hummer

A hazard to the road that puts the drivers of smaller vehicles at serious risk in case of an accident with one of these monsters. Seriously folks, I drive a 96' 2 door Pontiac GrandAm. What the hell do you think would happen if I got in a wreck with a Hummer!? Gets about 9-12 miles per gallon, and big rich men with sunglasses talking on a cell phone can be frequently seen driving them. Occasionally you will see the top of a woman's head over peering over the dashboard and two skinny arms reaching up to the wheel.

Hummer, the car that says: "I have a small penis."

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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Spaghetti western directed by Sergio Leone. Carries the iconic "whistle" and theme music that most people know today. Leone got the idea from hearing a coyote howl. Most of the credit for this film should go to Eli Wallach for his performance as Tuco.

If you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.

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