Canada

America's northern neighbor who is cold, full of moose, people saying "eh" and "aboot" and going on about how lovely their igloo is shaping up to be. This country's hockey skills are undoubtably fantastic yet still nobody really cares about that. Fun fact: They have an army, funny that they use it for their moose wars and fighting no actual people. This "country" might as well be sold to the Chinese and made into something productive instead of being filled with snow,moose and friendly people that you can't even understand.

American: So where do you live?, you have a funny accent.
Canadian: Oh I live in Canada, eh. Ever heard of the Canucks?
American: No.
Canadian: Oh that's alright, eh, let's go grab some Tim Hortons.
American: What the actual fuck are you talking about?!

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