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Me: *Goes on Urban Dictionary to find definition of a word.*
Urban Dictionary: Shows me everything but the ACTUAL definition of the word.
Me: ...
What one says to someone who is a complete moron.
Usually said when somebody tries to be secretive but messes up and is found out. Typically uttered in a sarcastic tone of voice.
Guy 1: How'd you know I ate the box of chocolates?
Guy 2: You left the wrappers in your room, genius.
Generally uttered when a person with whom the speaker barely tolerates with repeats their ludicrous, deluded drivel of actions and/or words.
Tim: You can't defeat me! I am the best in this game!
Mark: Here we go.
Tim: I have a perfect streak of 12 wins!
Ben: Tim, we've always let you won because you could never shut up about losing.
Tim:...