DOILF

Like the term MILF, DOILF means Dog Owner I'd Like (to) Fuck

She is a DOILF

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AIDs Panther

A Panther that carries AIDs and roams the streets of Viewpark and tries to bite people, which would result in them catching AIDs.

Shit, I have AIDs because AIDs panther bit me

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BBC Alba

The shitey wee channel that shows the Scottish lower league football matches, but in a fucking pointless language

Do you want to watch the Ayr United game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Dundee game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Falkirk game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Hamilton Academical game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Livingston game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Greebock Morton game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Partick Thistle game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Queen of the South game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Raith Rovers game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Ross County game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Challenge Cup Final? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic

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