Frube

n. (abbrev. fruit + tube) obscure yogurt snack in an "easy-open" flexible plastic tube. sent under because it foolishly attempted to promote healthy eating amongst young children, and 50% of the time was unopenable by hand.

Eating a frube makes me feel like I'm giving a very sloppy, but delicious, blowjob.

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Sexyplexy

n. title of a Jack Johnson song

adj. way beyond sexy, but just a growl short of total hawtness

"Arnold's hummer of death-to-girly-men, with the horn that goes MEEP MEEP, sure is sexyplexy," declared Special K to Aderol Alex.

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bender

1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.

1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.

2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.

3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

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Barker

n. southern UK term for a whore, slag, slut, or woman of loose moral persuasion

Paris Hilton is a right barker

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wazoo

n. anus

"up the wazoo" - literal meaning, up one's trapdoor. can also mean an excess, or plentiful supply of

"That guy can't be our store's Santa! He's got child molestation convictions up the wazoo!"

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