Wattles

One who is characterized by a chronic addiction to Pepsi, Myspace, and porn. Is often assumed to be a mentally retarded pedophile. Physically unimpressive: concave chest, pimply bony face, frazzled unwashed hair, and no ass whatsoever.

Hey, look at that douchebag over there drinking Wild Cherry Pepsi and ogling those 8th graders! He is such a Wattles

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