near sex experience

When a virgin got his/her partner's pants off but you couldn't make it to the sex because of some unfortunate event like erectile disfunction or the girls menstrual cycle or some emergency at work or home.

Alan have you even had sex? Alan: No but i've had a near sex experience.

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Homo

Two guys that get married on facebook. They are "best friends."

Tom: Goodnight Sweetie<3
Joe: Goodnight Sweets<3
Lauren: Did you see Joe and Tom are married again?
Ashley: Yeah, what HOMO's

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