thtbn

Too hot to be nude. A girl who's so hot that you can jack off to her even if she's not nude.

'Dude, she's thtbn.'

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Old people steal

It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.

'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'

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Howard Dean

A man who, despite my affiliation to the Republican Party, I would rather have as President than George W. Bush.

Howard Dean is a moderate. Therefore, he's a good politician. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's true. There are, in fact, some good politicians.

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nipple pinch

What you can do to a girl during sex to induce an orgasm.

"I was having sex with her last night, and made her orgasm twice as fast when I pinched her nipples."

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plastic spinners

What fucking beaners put on their wheels to try to look cool when they can't afford the real thing.

'Hey, look at that beaner's crap car with the plastic spinners! What a fag!'

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$texas

It was actually French Stewart who wagered $texas. Burt Reynolds wrote nothing down.

"And you wagered Texas with a dollar sign. I'm speechless."

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mammarinal sex

Titfucking. It's when a man places his penis between the breasts of his partner, and using the hole between the breasts, rams his penis back and forth until climax.

Mammarinal sex can be combined with oral sex to perform a titfuck blowjob.

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