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Harry Potter

An overly loved book series written with poor grammar with a seemingly limited vocabulary and infinitesimal prose.
The books whilst excellent in their scope and magnificent in their content have no regard for canon, nor respect for the English language.

Fan 1: If you don’t like Harry Potter you’re illiterate...
Ex-fan: I don’t anymore because I am literate and all my own writing is compared to that of JK Rowling.
Fan 2: JK Rowling is an excellent writer.
Ex-Fan: Tell that to the pandering Ret-cons, the lack of regard for canon and the only other book she wrote... Oh you didn’t know she wrote another book under a different pen name which flopped more spectacularly than a fat man diving belly first onto a pool of Jelly.

by AJ_Fatt September 5, 2019

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Hannah Baker

A verb describing a naracist/s who jells themself/selves whilst blaming everyone around them for their own short comings.

Derived from the show “13 reasons why”, the term is popular with people who are literate and understand how utterly terrible Hannah Baker from the television show really is.

Derrick is such a Hannah Baker, he’s blaming everyone for him getting drunk and driving into a school bus.

by AJ_Fatt September 4, 2019

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