Statto

Derogatory term used to refer to a bad poker player with delusions of talent. Often a play $$$ balla found selling play chips online. Lives at home with Mommy and lurks on poker and shoe fetish forums. Destined to be a leech on society eternally and die alone.

Where's my roll? Some Motherf#@kers stolen my bankroll.

That's rough man. What a Statto move.