muffin

A noun describing the act of farting into your cupped hand and pushing the fart towards a friend, thereby concentrating the odor in the vicinity of their nose.

"Muffin" (pushes muffin at friend)
"Huh...Oh nasty"

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AIDS

After Intoxication Dribble Shits. What happens after a night of heavy drinking, usually brough upon by heavy, dark beers but also present after consumption of cheap pseudo-beers.

"What are you doing in the bathroom?"
"Round 2 of AIDS."

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