shroomate, n.: An individual with whom you've fondly done shrooms.
plural: shroomates
"Megan and Amanda took some shrooms and tripped for hours. They're now shroomates."
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(n.) When something is so unbelievably cute that it leads you to say "awe." A play on the idea that orgasms are an extreme state of pleasure, "awegasm" represents a moment when one is overcome by an extreme level of cuteness.
(adj.) Awegasmic.
When I stopped at the pet store today I had an awegasm while I was playing with the kitties.
Upon seeing my girlfriend's new facebook default, I had an awegasm. :3
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Post-Malonnial, noun: An individual of the generation younger than Millennials, usually born later than 1998. A play on the edgy modern musician's title "Post Malone" coupled with the thought of "post-Millennial."
plural: Post-Malonnials
"I can't stand these Post-Malonnials, their shitty pop music, their ghosting, and their hookup game bullshit."
"Stop dating 21 year olds, dude. You're 31."
">Implying the generation gap makes it sensible for people to lie a fuckload and keep me on a leash."
"Did you just imply verbal greentexting through an Urban Dictionary example sentence?"
"My life is in shambles, much like the future of these Post-Malonnials thanks to late-stage capitalism coupled with post-modernism."
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