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shucked

Getting screwed/fucked on an online transaction. ie buying something off of ebay, paying for it, and never actually receiving the item.

Bave got 'shucked' so hard when he tried to buy _____ off of ebay.

by AL June 18, 2004


What the family!

What Bart Simpson says. I guess he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet. He is so cool and smart.

Homer: Bart give me a beer.
Bart: What the family.

by Al June 20, 2005


What the family

What Bart Simpson says. When he is surprised, he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet.

Homer: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!
Bart: What the family?

by Al July 19, 2005


excuse my french

Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.

Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.

by Al October 14, 2003


girlypiss

Noun, for when a male urinates whilst sitting down on the lavatory, like a female.

"Eugh he's taking a girlypiss!"

by Al October 16, 2004


coventry screwdriver

A large hammer. So called after bad working practices that evolved during the blacker days of the British Leyland company.

Ah, the Coventry Screwdriver. One size fits all. *bang!*

by Al December 29, 2004


word?

Sometimes, when you hear something really amazing or shocking, you need to come up with a response worthy of this situation. You're frantically hunting around for the right thing to say, when your brain, which you pretty well beat into oblivion long ago by hanging out on a street corner smoking crack, completely sells you out. And instead of the right word -- or any word, really -- you just say "word?". Or at least I'm convinced that is how this came into being as popular slang.

Random Bystander: Oh my God, that 40 ft gerbil is savagely raping a man!
Urban Youth: Word?

by Al March 10, 2005