gravy

a substance, action or object that is linked indisputably to a particular person

This kinda shit ain't my gravy.

Don't touch a another man's gravy

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Cock Knocker

N: One who randomly strikes people in the testicles. Often on a daily or hourly basis.

Billy is a cock knocker. He hit me in the balls everyday this week.

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majesty

the lines coming out of Trogdor the Burninator

jeez, the guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.

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Tone

Replacement verb which can be used to replace any other verb in a sentence.

Alex- Hey Lou tone me that blunt!
Lou- Tone it up your fucking ass!

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loan officer

a guy who gets frequently turned down for dates, then watches the girl hit it off with a more popular guy

"Damn, lost another loan to Ditech!"

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Maynard James Keenan

Maynard is one of the most talented people ever. He is the lead singer of Tool and A Perfect Circle. If you don't know Maynard, then you're stupid.

What else can I say? He is a god!

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Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

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