Afronova

1: A fast-paced Dance Dance Revolution song, running at 200 BPM. Tends to be too difficult for new players, but for the experienced, it is a fun song.

2: A really, really big "Afro" haircut, where the total volume the hairdo takes up is at least double the wearer's head.

1: Holy crap, I just got a B on Afronova! w00t!!!

2: Woah, did you see that guy? That was a real Afronova he had on that noggin...

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May Contain Peanuts

Extremely dangerous

Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!

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golf

A sport for fatasses and nerds.

That fatass is golfing with that nerd.

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the strokes

A band of five young&sex boys that are also nice and intelligent and they sing&play very well. They are THE BEST OF THE MODERN AGE!!!!!!

they know what is the rock music!!!!

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Vise

Holding something together momemtarily.

A kiss will only vise this fight we are having momentarily.

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Lipsed

to kiss someone of the opposite sex but usually said about a girl

"have you lipsed that girl yet"
"why aren't you lisping your yat?"

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potent potables

1. A popular category on the TV show Jeopardy. The meaning of this pair of words has been confused over the ages, but recent research concludes that it means "stinky drinkies".

"The categories are...Celebrities, Potpourri, Popular Music, Movies, Potent Potables, US History, and "S" Words."-Alex Trebek




"Ah hell, let's go nuts. Swords for 48,000."

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