bert mccracken

hott,sexy,crazy,
a great singer looks good when he pukes
i am a true fan if this man
i wanna do more than hump his leg i wanna fuck him and bert if you ever read this (i hope) i really do mean this the offers good forever rock on

sexy merry me

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starkers

Being in the nude or naked

walking out of the shower with no clothes on and your friends are there to greet you.

You: O shit! you caught me starkers
freinds: ahh! my eyes! my eyes!

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geeking out

The act of doing something exceptionally geeky. Especially in the case of something that requires prolonged planning or preparation.

College student1: Hey where's Chuck?
College Student2: dude... he's totally geeking out today at some Star Trek convention or something today.

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pediphicular

to act as a pedophile

im not so sure about johnny....he was acting pretty pediphidicular today.

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maggie moo

The swollen area of some older ladies located below the belt that looks like a fanny pack worn under a tight pair of pants

That ladies maggie moo looked like it was gonna burst and her gal pal's was bangin from knee to knee

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McDonalds

The first human resource plant, invented by Satan himself. Made for the lack of food in small countries, McDonalds serves millions with their own human waste. The employees often screw your order up, and scratch their butt before they fix you food. The smell of McDonalds is often compared to the odor of sweaty vagina and burnt popcorn. It is also rumored that McDonalds is a secret organization created to keep the human population down.

We carried our week-old-feces to McDonalds so a lucky family could get the pleasure of eating our shit from the dollar menu.

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bugger

A variety of meanings.
1) To show annoyance
2) To sodomize
3) The aftermath of sodomization
4) To show a lack of interest

1) Bugger it.
2) Bugger me
3) I'm buggered
4) I cant be buggered to.

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