war

The unfortunate bi-product of the makings of peace.

See War to end all Wars.

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bleep

for use with nextel phones
but used twice

i hate people with those bleep-bleep phones
or
i have to bleep-bleep my friend

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POS

Parent over shoulder

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bitch boobs

a fat mans tits

Damn, did you see that fag Dr. Phil? He has some huge ass bitch boobs!

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Heath Kirchart

The best skateboarder ever.

I saw Heath Kirchart the other day and he did a 20 stair lip-slide.

Heath Kirchart is way better than Jamie Thomas!

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Stawberry Milkshake

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.

After she bit my cock several times, I gave her a facial, followed by a swift blow to the nose, also known as a strawberry milkshake.

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Chameleons

referring to a female who is pretty sometimes, and sometimes not pretty

Pedro: Crystal was hot yesterday, but today she doesn't look good at all.

Jared: Bro, she's a chameleon.

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