whanger

British spelling of wanger

Our cousin in the States says wanger, but the rest of us in London say whanger.

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Beer o'clock

quitting time at work

Hey, it's beer o'clock! What is everyone still doing in the office?

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JC

Jedi Council, the message boards of TheForce.net

Your JC Community - one of the message board's forums

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Short-arse

A man of short stature, one who suffers from short man syndrome Sometimes also heard as short-ass

"I won't be seeing him again the short-arse."

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Derek Jeter

The most sexiest man alive.

Like when he is batting

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long story, no plot

A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.

"Why did you two break up?"
"Long story, no plot."

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One over the eight

Extremely intoxicated (drunk or pissed, whatever your preference)

"Call her a taxi, will you? She's had one over the eight and needs to go home."

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