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Hasselhoff

Sponge bobs hairy friend who is also a babe!

fuck u david hasselhoff!

by ALEXANDRA April 2, 2005

12πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


fortune cookie

cookie shaped like moon if moon was made out of cookie dough. fortune shaped like a fortune.

"What's the fortune in your fortune cookie, Alexandra?"
"Fortune?"

by ALEXANDRA January 28, 2003

14πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


come to jesus

Command usually shouted from the pulpit at an evangelical Christian revival.

"Those who are sinners and want to be saved, Come to Jesus! He will save you, just Come to Jesus!"

by ALEXANDRA July 29, 2004

92πŸ‘ 313πŸ‘Ž


Our Kid

Affectionate term for one's own younger brother or sister or a friend's younger sibling.

"Something's afoot with our kid there. She came in at 3 am last night, reeking of whiskey and without her knickers"

by ALEXANDRA July 28, 2004

244πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Wallbanger

Sexual intercourse that takes place up against a wall, usually furtive. Most often takes place due to not being able to share a bedroom with one's love when visiting family for the holidays, because of strict parental guidelines, regardless of one's age.

While everyone was in the dining room feasting on the Christmas goose, Mark and Christine snuck around the corner by the den for a wallbanger before dessert arrived on the table.

by ALEXANDRA August 19, 2004

81πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Like fuck

1. An exclamation of denial
2. adj. for intense or speedy

1. Like fuck I'm going out with him again, he was all over me at the cinema and I didn't even know his full name!

2. We went at the yardwork like fuck and finished that afternoon!

by ALEXANDRA July 27, 2004

64πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


See a man about a dog

Phrase used to conceal one's true destination, especially in response to an awkward question. Is commonly used in Britain when one is headed to the toilet. See also going to see a man about a dog

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I need to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I need to see a man about a dog."

by ALEXANDRA July 29, 2004

527πŸ‘ 148πŸ‘Ž