vladomir

the head of the chess team who plays magic cards and wears shirts with collars and "raps" all the time

"ewww that guy is such a vladimir!"

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land grab

v. The amount of skin a drunk woman will allow a man to grope before she feels he has "gone too far".

I made out with Sheila at the bar, and it turned into a land grab, but she stopped me before I could get in her pants.

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So Neva

Its not ever going to happen.

Oh shit nigga so neva!

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White Water Wristing

Jacking off, polishing the pewter, wrestling the one eyed snake, training the purple headed warrior, cleaning the pipes, masterbating,

Damn, is that guy white water wristing in the hottub?

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sum'bitch

Redneck contraction for son of a bitch.

Rusty, you dang ol' sum'bitch, get yer head outta that toilet bowl!!

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Kirp

the tip of a man's penis.

"dude you stepped on my kirp!"

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Teenagers

People who(no offence to ME or any other teen)need to wake up and get an education instead of having sex all day.

Allison-I am a teenager.
Kim-Fa sho!

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