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barbie drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. These drinks are mostly, but not restricted to, female consumption. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

note: When referring to male consumption, replace the words barbie drinks with bitch drinks.

Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

Tina: Can you get me a 4 pack of fruit punch Bacardi Breezers?

Yo, your mom's gonna get crunk on barbie drinks!

by ALLISON January 3, 2005

29πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


mardi gras

Mardi Gras is French for "Fat Tuesday" Originally created in Mobile, Alabama but now made into amazing shit by New Orleans, Louisiana. Although Mardi Gras Day is the big day of celebration it is the days, or should we say nights, that are really celebrated. Random hookups, exposures of oneself, and complete and total memory loss and lack of judgement occur on these wondeful nights.

Only during Mardi Gras will you see a 12 year old smoking weed and a 10 year old drinking beer. BUt only in New Orleans are people actually use to it.

by ALLISON April 1, 2005

487πŸ‘ 182πŸ‘Ž


Medford,NJ

Appears to be a small, over populated town with too many bored police officers looking to bust kids for everything from talking on their cell phones in their cars that their parents bought them to buying alcohol with a fake ID at the Vineyard to going 120 in a 65 mph zone on the way to LBI. Kids start smoking pot and drinking as early as 6th grade and are damn proud of it. We're not snobs, we're just better than you. Shawnee kids party harder than most decent colleges and know it. We graduate highschool with the knowledge of bong ripping, beer funneling, shot pounding, and drunk driving. And we HATE school because, well, the administation and faculty are heartless, braindead, assholes. We know the backroads to any shore and go there constantly, especially in the wintertime. We frequent Camden and party in the parking lot, returning home unscathed, because we're fearless. We've all been to a bonfire in the woods somewhere, and we all know that kid who can hook us up with any drug imaginable. If it weren't for the Super Wawa and Riv we'd go hungry. We know that Wednesday night means all-you-can-eat at Pics on Rt 206. Everyone in Medford is either there to stay forever and doomed for eternity or WANTS OUT.

Medford's beat, and the cops are sketch. Let's go to the shore.

by ALLISON April 14, 2005

101πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


fletch

a person who is profoundly hot, smooth, athletic, smart, blonde ---basically got it going on!

"whoaa, dude... that girl is FLETCH!"

by ALLISON October 21, 2004

175πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž


Mississippi

The most boring and torturing place on this universe aside from hell.

Allison-I would rather die than live in Mississippi.
Kim-Fa sho my nigga!!Mississippi sux!

by ALLISON August 30, 2004

171πŸ‘ 561πŸ‘Ž


yumpop

A very cool website.Go to www.yumpop.com!

I went on yumpop today!

by ALLISON August 30, 2004

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


mis

It stands for male incapability syndrome. It's that men have a reduced mental capacity that warps their perception of reality and ability to reason. They have a terribly deluded sense of self-importance, which makes it very difficult for them to interact with more intelligent life-forms. Men are simply not as evolved as women.

On my way to the party I was preparing myself for the interaction with the mis that would be there.

by ALLISON October 11, 2004

23πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž