Bubby

Bubby is literally the most adorable and cute living creature in this damned word. Just hear her laugh or view her smile and trust me 99% of your problems disappear.
Sometimes she really is a bitch and gives up easily, but no don't worry just give her an emotional lift and she'll be fine.
She really hates new people but its okay, just get closer to her and she'll be familiar with your ass
She can't cook. Yes my dear reader she can't and can only succeed in noodles or else she'll burn the house so please protect your bubby from fire.
Bubby loves to cuddle alot and can get extremly turned on when holding her from her waist or from simply mentioning make outs, so yes go and kiss your bubby and spray her with your fucking love because she's the most precious thing in your life and losing her means losing YOUR WHOLE FUCKING WORLD

My bubby has a bad habit of eating chips first thing in the morning, such a bitch right!