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When you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the "send" button, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.
"So, I got a text from Bob last night saying "want to fuc", but then I realized it was Premature Textulation when he sent me the other half, "kin get some dinner??"...Close call!"
"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"
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1. A football team that has scored more points from field goal attempts than touchdowns.
Joe -"In the Capitol One Bowl Penn State has touchdown constipation from the 1st to 4th quarter!"
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."
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1. When one person excessively comments on any social networking site, which creates an annoying amount of notifications that you do not care about.
ie. Facebook status's or photos
2. When friends have conversations on a social networking site photo or status, also creating a cluster fuck of notifications not involving you. Often happens when you simply "like" something or leave one comment.
Dude, I was tagged in a photo from that party last night, and had 84 notifications because that blonde bitch that I was hitting on comment vomited all over it.
My friends comment vomited all over Joey's status. 172 notifications later I regret "liking" it.
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