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Kelvin

Asian. That one scary guy who plays shooter games. Tall and has the most pale skin as a result of not seeing the sun for so long. He's a nice person if you get to know him, he can be clingy as fuck but that's why he's so sweet. I never got the chance to date a kelvin before but if you get the chance to, then you're one hell of a lucky bitch.

Will go and scavenge the deep ends of nhentai.net to find you some good hentai, even if he doesn't like it, because he's so fucking sweet and would do that for you. Please do not leave him on read.

Has eyebags that look cool on him as a result of no sleep. Likes to use emoticons such as ":), :/, :>, :<". Sometimes sought after gay classmates. He can probably drop kick your ass if you make him mad. If this were America then he'd probably be the quiet kid that ends up shooting the school. Did I also mention how sweet he is??

"Goddamnit Kelvin you stole my ace"

"Kelvin please stop beatboxing, I'm dying"

by AMemberOfTheVortexShithole November 23, 2021