Chicken McTenders

The act of performing anal sex with a chicken tender from McDonalds. This occurs when a man fucks a chicken tender from McDonalds and shoves the tender with the jizz from the man into the girl's mouth. The taste of your semen will probably make the woman menustrate so have a tender or penis ready to dip the tender into the ketchup.

I have no idea how we are still married after I gave her an order of the chicken McTenders.

stuffaluffagus

The act of stuffing your head or as much as of your head you can get into a women's ass or vagina. Not to be confused with Snuffaluffagus.

Fuck, her pussy was so wide, I tried the stuffaluffagus.

McParfait

The act of grabbing a fruit and yogurt parfait and cumming and pissing inside of it. You then shove the parfait into your girl's mouth. She will barf in 5 minutes of eating the parfait and she might menstruate a little bit. You then put your cummy dick in the girl's ass.

She never thought our relationship could get any worse, It did when I gave her a McParfait

Quart of Coke

The act of opening a toilet bowl and seeing a mountain of shit or diarrhea. This usually leads to the recipient gagging and vomiting back into the toilet.

I just barfed after seeing the Quart of Coke in the toilet. Fucking nasty.

5👍 1👎

McDonalds Salad

The act of smoking pubes through your girls ass. You can also smoke weed in the girls ass like you would do with the salad being the weed or the pubes. You can put your penis in her mouth or asshole to resemble the chicken in the salad. Cumming in her ass could also be an action to represent the salad dressing like ranch or buttermilk dressing.

I ordered a McDonalds salad in the bedroom. She never saw it coming as I ate my salad out of her asscrack.

Awful Awful Challenge

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Man, I was doing the Awful Awful Challenge after I ate Taco Bell last night.

Quarter Pounder With Cheese Meal

The act of sticking your penis in a girls vagina and sticking your fist up her ass crack to resemble a quarter pounder from Mac Donalds. The anal sex is the quarter pounder and the penis is the french fries you get in the combo meal to dip in a girls vagina or menstruation which is the fancy ketchup from McDonalds. The coke or drink from the combo meal is done by ejaculating in the asscrack or pussy of the girl to complete the combo meal.

I gave her a quarter pounder with cheese meal. Dude, she never was so pissed in her life.