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"Big Mormon Wagon"

-A large American made S.U.V. referred to by a native American.
-named for their high occupant capacity needed to accommodate over sized Mormon families with like 25 kids and multiple wives.
-usu. heard in lands prominently inhabited by Mormons and Native Americans esp. Indian reservations

***on the reservation***
*white man pulls up to the convenience store in his "BMW"*

Drunken Indian man- "ey man, thas a nice BMW."

White man- "this isn't a BMW man..."

Drunken Indian man- "yess it iss mann. Iss a Bick Mormon Wakken!"

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