heteroshreksual

Having or expressing sexual attraction to ogres of the opposite corresponding gender. Heteroshreksuals often associate sexually with anything relating to the Dreamworks movie "Shrek".

Person1: "Holy shit, Shrek is so hot"
Person2: "Are you Heteroshreksual or something???"

Person1: "Damn, I heard he beats of to All-Star by Smashmouth"
Person2: "Bruh.. that's hardcore heteroshreksual... He must be pretty eager it get his donkey in someone's swamp..."

Apple User

Someone who has no desire to be better than they are, or use their things and opportunities to the fullest potential.

When presented with any kind of new idea, they STUBBORNLY and IGNORANTLY turn up their noses without any legitimate consideration. Highly Liberal, they have no mind of their own and prefer everything in their lives to be simple and work-free. They prefer a dumbed- down user interface for their devices and hate anything else that allows the user to exceed the standards. They have no sense of the value of money, since they believe in Socialism, Welfare for Illegal Immigrants and others laboring for their money, so they are willing to spend hundreds of dollars on a phone that has no audio jack when $140 will buy them an Android phone with limitless capabilities, file management, and open system file transfer. They have no desire to better themselves or the world around them. They hate Android phones because they're "ugly" or other such irrelevant reasons without ever having owned one.(For the record, I HAVE owned both)They think of Android devices as if they are for "hackers"

.When it comes to their taste in computers, anything that exceeds the expectations of the Modern Brainless Millennial like Windows, or Linux is for "Hackers" is "too hard to use". They have no experience with File management, Word processing, Wired sharing, Customization, Touch Typing and other basic things that anyone in the 21st century should know, let alone scripting, coding, or basic coding logic. The Apple User lives on social media.They consider any form of basic scripting, "hacking", but are to ignorant to learn otherwise. They are simply followers without the ability to think for themselves.Don't be an Apple User.Think for yourself.Be willing to TRY SOMETHING NEW. THINK "CAN"

1: Did you hear about Anica?
2: Yeah, she bought an Android phone just for Netflix and nothing else!!!
1: Yeah!?! Doesn't she know it can do SO much more????
2: I know right!!! I tried to show her how to use the file management application, and she told me "she didn't want me 'hacking' her phone"!!!!
1: Wow, LOL does she realize how stupid that is?????
2: No, because she has no desire to learn anything of the sort, and Netflix doesn't teach her that.
1: Yeah, she is SUCH an Apple User
2: OMG i know right.. Such a waste of a phone....

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