an extremely tasty cracker with a penis on top. (usually not bitten, suck it, then eat the cum filled cracker)
i had a delicious Penis Cracker last night.
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while a girl is giving a guy head he cums all over her stomach, he then slaps her stomach with his dick untill her stomach turns red and licks it off her, then kisses the girl.
justin is nasty as fuck for shortcake'n amanda
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People who try to pick a fight or intimidate people, like people with balls would do in real life, except that those lamers are hiding behind their monitor, knowing that they can live out their fantasy of being a tyrant through the absolute safety and anonymity the internet offers them.
This guy in chat was trying to tell me that he was going to whip my ass - damned net-Nazi.
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a mushroom... looks like a dick mushroom. funny funny
That looks like a morel. Eat it.
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Similiar to the Holy Grail; the ultimate; the highest plateau one can achieve while still living.
"Dog, you gotta get to this party. Forget the concert, forget your girl, Jose has about 10 nekkid puertorican girls there who just graduated cathlic school." Just lovely.
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i just got new tires for my car
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regarding family or friends only said in group
damn (fam bam) I am hella tired
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