Bemdarg

Don't worry. No one wants to be like you in the first place.

(Just kidding.)

Hi, I'm Eric, the biggest idiot ever.

Bemdarg

Obviously, "bemdarg" is a secret code that has possessed an innocent, young Eric P. to spread around until the entire interweb knows of this horrid word. It sounds innocent enough, correct? Don't believe it. That's one of it's many tricks; decievement.

Our top scientists have already figured out who is behind this "bemdarg" madness. Fred Durst and Marshall Mathers. Who else would creep to such a low, despising level but them?

So what does it stand for? Prepare yourself...

Best
Eber
Mathers/
Durst
Arrangement

That's the most of it. Researchers are still trying to decode the "R" and "G," but they've come to only a few conlcusions.

Real
Gay

Roleplaying
Game

Restless
Gorilla

Raging
Goal

Most agree that the last, "Raging Goal," is most likely to be the end of the code. Their goal, however, is known: to terrorize and aak farm all.

Eric: BEMDARG!
Innocent Bystander1: Aak!
Innocent Bystander2: AAK!

Eric: *sobs* Bemdarg...
Innocent Bystander3: Aww...*offers hug to Eric*
Eric: *while receiving hug* BEMDARG!
Innocent Bystander3: AAK!

spleet

Verb, meaning to more than love... it's when you don't want to say love, but you really care for that person

I will spleet you forever.

A Pickle

Something that doesn't come out right, or something that is ugly.

That Broad Look a pickle

Hewa

The italian way to call someone a whore.(See Whore)

you hewa bastard!

fam bam

regarding family or friends only said in group

damn (fam bam) I am hella tired

fake friend

A person who is only your friend when he needs or wants something from you. After he gets what he wants, he ignores you until he wants something else.

Sao is such a fake friend. He only hangs out with me when he wants a favor from me.