Shit yourself, have I?

Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.

"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"

"certainly, my pleasure"

(sudden smell of shit is apparant)

"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"

beautifly

1. a combination of beautiful and fly put together.
2. just ridiculously goodlooking

1. "Hey girl, you're so beautifly!"

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Rrrrollocks

By far the easiest way to say “bollocks” midway through a hearty, gut wrenching belch. As the burp issues, Rrrrollocks rolls forth and underlines either the satisfaction of what was consumed or horror at what may come.

“Hey, the fuckin fridge is empty!”

“Yeah, double egg, wossage, jar of capers n that old pizza......Rrrrollocks, smell dat ?!”

Meat lightbulb

The act of cramming ones cock and ballsack into an old jar and twisting said jar to tighten it onto the member. Then display.

"Hey, whats poppin'?"

"pretty weird times! This self quaratine is getting to me, last night I uploaded pics of my meat lightbulb episode"