mocho

somebody that never changes their name, but does add other bits to it.
a well-bred, well-dressed gentleman, polite and well-spoken. always listening to something, so if your talkin and he seems a bit distant..its coz hes bloody BEING IGNORANT (aka. listnin moosic). a mocho always watches the following: Little Britain, Max And Paddy.., Bo Selecta

eyyyyyy wat a mocho
alriiiiiiiiiiiiite MOCHO

gimmer

1. (literal) a ewe that is too old to bear young

2. (adopted) a person lacking in vital social skills.

1. damn tha sheep's a gimmer betta put a cap in her ass

2. U gimmer! What make u presume i want to discuss your acne over lunch. fuck off

HDS

See Happy Dolphin Software.

Pro-Metheus

An Irishman who thinks he knows good music, when in reality he listens to nothing but old shite...

'Yeh that blokes a right pro-metheus'

As the guy goes through the collection of old Beatles records.

George Abbot

School in Guildford. Hated by all other schools in surrounding area. They haven't realised yet.

"George Abbot sucks."
"Yup."

homox

noun, a homosexual, a gay.

Plural: Homoxen
Adjective: Homoxual

The worst homox in a group of homoxen is the one who turns your girlfriend homoxual.

boojum (also, b00jum)

1. A ghost, wraith or other evil spirited mysterious terror.
2. Master of things fearsome and evil.

Damn b00, that is messed UP!!!