lipiecki

A hawaiian t-shirt wearing nun. Alternatively, a stupid polock.

Wow, that lipieki is breaking the nun dress code.

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Smeoted

Some men eat oreos twice every day

This word was created by accident from auto correct and we decided to make it into a word

"You see him over there? Yeah, I heard he is a Smeoted."

"He Smeoted, for a whole 4 months."

"I am going to get so Smeoted, all week"

"My New Years resolution, is to Smeoted for a whole year."

"But I wanna get Smeoted wasted!!"

wangchung

A farsighted, bald chinese kid who can perform flips of many types. Also characterised as either a type of good-wierd, athletic-monkey, or a type of odd-funny.

Yo, WangChung, do that thing you just did again!

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The Jiggle

n. When a female shows a group of men her cheer, which includes a jump, and the men, resulting from the tits shaking in midair, become slightly aroused.

Ohhh man, did you see The Jiggle earlier? Dude, Brittany's tits were jumping like they had a life of their own!

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Whip-a-Dick

When you're with a guy and he unexpectedly takes out his penis

Jessica: So I was with Brian last night, just chilling at his house, when he Whip-a-Dicked me.
Emily: What the fuck!?! No way!
Jessica: I know right! But I told him I wasn't into him like that. Sorry, not sorry.

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plano

Place you want to complain about when you have no life, home, or friends.

I'm going to bash Plano because I'm a puss who will have no rammifications for what I say on the internet!

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Watermelons

Big pieces of fruit which typically hang off women's bodies

Wow look at casies watermelons they look delicious

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