Bootyful

When someone has a nice ass, but you don't want to come off as an asshole trying to get some.

Rachel: He was so nice, he called me beautiful. What was weird though, is he kinda stretched the "e a u" part it almost sounded like "o's".

Christina: Oh no Rach he called you bootyful, not beautiful. He thinks you have a nice ass.

Rachel: He said what now? Oh girl thanks for telling me, avoided that real quick.

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devian

An Indian very talented in soccer and the computer graphics.

Man, devian just designed this awesome website for me.

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Ass juice

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

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juteresting

just when this was getting interesting

Derived from an instant messanger conversation where AOL managed to drop "st when this was getting in" from the phrase in transmission, and confusing the bejezes out of both people in the conversation.

As much as I hate to interrupt you juteresting, I think I have to go

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