smackle

Slamming one's solitary testicle against a wall.

Wow, I love to smackle my ball against this wall. It gives me a great release.

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i'm sorry, little man! i though you were a handpuppet

htn b

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propaganda techniques

what your school teaches you.

all that bullshit i heard in class today is propaganda techniques.

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mildewing to keep from rusting

not doing much at all.

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chode cheese

the slimy, greenish-yellow residue that accumulates between your ball-sack and your leg that smells like fat bastards asshole

i washed the chode cheese off my leg this morning when i showered

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Rugby League

A boring, low-scoring game played by drunken louts. The players often abuse women sexually.

NRL is an unpopular sport in Australia because AFL is the national sport. When will they learn that their code is crap?

"NRL sucks! More people support the AFL."

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Moenkie

See MonkeyFu

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