A song in the Konami game "Dance Dance Revolution" with a satanic overload of arrows filling up the screen as they scroll at a breakneck 300 bpm. It appears that people's feet blur as they attempt this level. There is a blinking warning label attached to the song, as most people attempting it die of exhaustion or trauma to their shins.
"John lost both his legs"
"From jumping off a bridge?"
"No, from playing MAX300"
156π 19π
A venereal disease contracted by having unprotected sex with someone who isn't good at spelling.
284π 97π
Throwing an interception in a football game.
Look, he just pulled a Testaverde!
14π 6π