The Mexican

Alex Viveros shut the fuk up and why don't you go suk ur cock so you have sumthin to keep yourself busy

Oh look at that bird...nah it's just Alex

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OsisNie

2003-Current: Crowned King of the Nipponsei people.

A: "Did you get blessed by OsisNie, King of the Nipponsei people?"
B: "No, that fatass banned me..."

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sexcellent

When something is sexually excellent.

Mary, last night was sexcellent!

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sexcellent

amazing, cool ... sexi

You look sexcellent tonight

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teabagged

Resting your nutsack in or on someone else's property for a comedic effect. Preferably with photographic evidence.

While she was in the bathroom, I teabagged her lip gloss.

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nighT liFe

time for the G'z to come out ya diG.

-its 3am lets hit the cluBs dawg.
- Sho nuff lets get this motherfucka cruNked uP ya dig.

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Kamil

a) Polish
b) wants to be emporer
c) smarty pants

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