foot hag

a deformation on one's foot; i.e. a bunion

I need surgery because I have a foot hag that is killing me.

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roman

the action verb to not read
reading is evil, don't touch books

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Toilet Man

A person dressed up as a toilet in the annual 4th of July parade. Featured since never.

My favorite float in the parade was the on with the Toilet Man.

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stunglasses

amazingly great looking sunglasses

Where'd you get them "stunglasses?"

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creation loving bastard

someone who loves to go clubbing, get drunk on alkopops and get off with any drunken heifer stupid enough to be up for it.

that selfo's a right creation loving bastard

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pussy licker

me

i love to eat the cunt.

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Smeagal

1. Nebraskan redneck that yells, "yeeeehaaa" all the time.
2. TAR piece of shit.

Smeagal wishes he joined the army.

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